Jokes Thread

[haldilal]

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[The Juggernaut]

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[Bhartiya Sainik]

SPOILER/SARCASM:
AMCA pilot used 4 SAAW bombs & 2 Astr-2 AAMs against the aggressors in stealth mode. Now empty he calls Ghatak & FUFA with AI pilots.
"hey guys Ghatak-2 & FUFA-3, listen, i used my SAAW bombs, 1 of my AAMs hit an enemy fighter & other one missed the target, now i'm empty & this enemy jet is chasing me. Come at once & protect me. Don't make me look bad using so less weapons, ok?
Ghtak-2 AI: AMCA-1, same lame excuse every time. Does a soldier platoon leader talk like this? I'm boomerang shaped, i can't dash or dogfight like you.
FUFA-3 AI: Listen AMCA-1, If your engineers don't upgrade you like F-35 & J-35 then next time i'll go & bomb them, understood?