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[johny_baba]

Squrrels here are bigger than rats - they look like your squirrel though i dont get size of your squirrel due to lack of frame of reference but squirrels here are mostly 15-24 inches long from nose to tail. ( small adults/females are just over a foot long, larger males can be up to 2 feet long and they seem to be more equal in body-to-tail ratio than your squirrel who seems longer in tail than body).

but its not like squirrels here are braver or anything- they all run the heck away from humans and me the same way whether its india or canada or murrica.

We just think that its the dumpsters being so close to the main gate ( university's idea back then = closest to main gate is most convinient for dirty teens to take their garbage out, plus easy for garbage truck to come and empty bin) meant the squirrels got used to loud drunk obnoxious humans 5 at a time 18hrs a day till they went full gangsta on us.

I was in an all-boys dorm in college ( and its better that way than co-ed dorms for many reasons that i dont want to get into here) and was engineering student with half my floor being engineers, so we actually made a Indian clothing line-pulley system from my next door dude's window from 3rd floor to pully-system our garbage bags into the dumpster, so that we didnt have to face kamikazi squirrels. Worked like a hot-damn for 3 weeks and the guy who came up with plan felt like Rancho from 3 idiots but 3 weeks later, we saw the squirrels climb up the pulley rope and sit by the dudes window and stare into his room. So squirrel 1, engineers : 0.

Since that day, for rest of our school-year, we just went to the room of the guy who was situationed right on top of the dumpster and gravity-dropped our garbage from 3rd floor. Coz squirrels look like crazy rats on crack and methamphetamine when they attack us. They definitely look and have facial expression of alpha guard dog, not scared cat or a bored bird attacking us. Its literally like tasmanian devil with a tail from bugs bunny took a swipe and then fucked off and came back from the skies to do it again a minute later.

my pet squirrel was perhaps hhmm...eight inches long minus tail, with tail perhaps double around 16 inches, but it's also a thing that he was a fortunate pet with ample food and water at home, so grew pretty large and heavy, and as per internet indian striped squirrels have average lifespan of just a year or two - this photo was taken at very end days of his life, so he was already a 'senior citizen' in human terms - regular feral squirrels here would be about an inch shorter and quite thinner in frame i think

diet consisted mainly
- choli / cowpea beans and pods, was like his staple, would consume at least 5 choli bean pods through a day everyday, we used to keep a stock of choli beans-pods at home just for him
- that hardened stem and base around gobi / cabbage, that chewy part that is usually discarded while cooking
- almonds lol, mother specifically kept a jar full of some local variety of almonds for him, would easily consume 5-some a day, surprisingly he disliked most packaged almonds being sold in online grocery stores like flipkart-blinkit...would just throw it away over some reasons...only some local variety wala badam chahiye thaa lol
- chironji seeds, loved it as much as almonds if not more
- peanuts
- steamed potato, just a small bite
- boiled rice, about a spoon worth
- a piece of dough from roti
- a piece of seasonal fruits
- dudh ki fresh malai, would often eat about a teaspoon worth of malai
- pieces of human food offered by us, like typical dhokla-khaman etc lol

he also loved to chew on tulsi ke manjari (basil seeds) a lot, so much that at season he'd spend time sitting in tulsi pots attempting to chew all manjari out

one time he ended up consuming sitafal ka beej and vomited lots of foamy saliva, we were frightened of some sort of poisoning but after taking it all out he just continued like nothing happened, but yeah, sitafal is not something that indian squirrels should consume

if anyone ever needs some tips about raising squirrel cubs, ping me, i've got a lot of experience now

 

[GaudaNaresh]

my pet squirrel was perhaps hhmm...eight inches long minus tail, with tail perhaps double around 16 inches, but it's also a thing that he was a fortunate pet with ample food and water at home, so grew pretty large and heavy, and as per internet indian striped squirrels have average lifespan of just a year or two - this photo was taken at very end days of his life, so he was already a 'senior citizen' in human terms - regular feral squirrels here would be about an inch shorter and quite thinner in frame i think

diet consisted mainly
- choli / cowpea beans and pods, was like his staple, would consume at least 5 choli bean pods through a day everyday, we used to keep a stock of choli beans-pods at home just for him
- that hardened stem and base around gobi / cabbage, that chewy part that is usually discarded while cooking
- almonds lol, mother specifically kept a jar full of some local variety of almonds for him, would easily consume 5-some a day, surprisingly he disliked most packaged almonds being sold in online grocery stores like flipkart-blinkit...would just throw it away over some reasons...only some local variety wala badam chahiye thaa lol
- chironji seeds, loved it as much as almonds if not more
- peanuts
- steamed potato, just a small bite
- boiled rice, about a spoon worth
- a piece of dough from roti
- a piece of seasonal fruits
- dudh ki fresh malai, would often eat about a teaspoon worth of malai
- pieces of human food offered by us, like typical dhokla-khaman etc lol

he also loved to chew on tulsi ke manjari (basil seeds) a lot, so much that at season he'd spend time sitting in tulsi pots attempting to chew all manjari out

one time he ended up consuming sitafal ka beej and vomited lots of foamy saliva, we were frightened of some sort of poisoning but after taking it all out he just continued like nothing happened, but yeah, sitafal is not something that indian squirrels should consume

if anyone ever needs some tips about raising squirrel cubs, ping me, i've got a lot of experience now

Long story short, Indian squirrels == gandhi squirrels
North American squirrels == khudi ram Bose squirrels.
Here the dumpster squirrels were all omnivores. They ate leftover kfc chicken first, the Aloo bhaji next.
Maybe that's why they are psycho kamikaze squirrel.

 

[johny_baba]

Long story short, Indian squirrels == gandhi squirrels
North American squirrels == khudi ram Bose squirrels.
Here the dumpster squirrels were all omnivores. They ate leftover kfc chicken first, the Aloo bhaji next.
Maybe that's why they are psycho kamikaze squirrel.

hehe even indian striped squirrels are known for attacking bird nests and consuming eggs at times, then catching those noisy crickets and eating them head-first way, but they overall just forage for little things available around them

 

[johny_baba]

Ok I have a question, why is the RM called kadi ninda and ninja turtle?

offtopic at that thread so just explaining this meme here

when Mr. Rajnath Singh was serving as the Home Minister here, he would say this line a lot during criticising anti-india terrorist elements ki "hum iski kadi ninda karte hai" = "We are heavily criticising it"

from there he got this funny memetic image that every time some anti-law anti-india activity happens he would be taking out 'kadi ninda' of things instead of going aggressive in his speeches about it

so from kadi ninda forked out ninja turtle as ninda rhymes with ninja

 

[GaudaNaresh]

hehe even indian striped squirrels are known for attacking bird nests and consuming eggs at times, then catching those noisy crickets and eating them head-first way, but they overall just forage for little things available around them

Imagine being a squirrel who forages and normally finds 1 bird egg a week or 2 crickets a day only to enter a football stadium full of half eaten chicken and fries or noodles, that is the size of mega dumpsters outside college residences.

No wonder our squirrels here are so much bigger and more asshole... they are burgerland squirrel in diet too.

 

[arjuntank]

View: https://x.com/JokerOf_India/status/1909892559066800206

 

[haldilal]

View: https://x.com/haldilal/status/1910173390700442073

 

[haldilal]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7GWGLkPepU

my favourite Batman adaptation (NOT bruce wayne adaptation, mind you) goes to Ben Affleck, this fight scene alone was brutal and unapologetic, reminds me a lot of Batman Arkham series games (only minor complaint is some camera angles and shaky movements here there, but Zack Snyder does it with all fight scenes )

wish Ben Affleck was not harassed by stupid fanboi zombies that he had to give up being Batman at times

there were rumours and even basic screening was leaked that Ben Affleck was going to act and direct a Batman vs Deathstroke movie but eventually Warner Bros subhumans pulled the plug over it and we never get to see BatFleck going totally berserk again

Ya'll Nibbiars current Batman's is a P***y.

 

[Rice Farmer]

Ya'll Nibbiars current Batman's is a P***y.

** ** ***.

 

[ArjunMK1A]

what is the difference between just "member" and "Full member" here on the forum ?

Member - People who are not part of IT Cell.
Full Member - People who are part of IT Cell. On direct payroll from Amit Shah.

 

[crazywithmath]

@crazywithmath & @Kedar - talk on facts and figures and have healthy discussions, avoid name calling each other.​

The other guy is constantly stalking me. If he stops, I stop too.

 

[GaudaNaresh]

Purrr....your whining is what I called out....don't bring your activism as its annoying for both Americans and Indians. Bend your knee and score brownies elsewhere, there are many forums that will welcome your passion for orange man and musk man. You come across as whiny run of mouth kinda dude. I normally don't have that much time to come to forums due to real work but I am getting break from travel atm. Do not worry dude, I don;t engage in bitch fights for long, in person I knock the shit out of other or get knocked off and shake hands if its worthy one on the other side and move on. If you are indeed fellow santani then take it easy bhai.

@SKC -- forum of snowflakes? I characterized his whinings that have a consistent pattern, not a personal name calling nor maa behan gaali's, not my style.

You sound like Whiteman ideology liberalism chaatukaar. Am I correct or is this a mistake??

 

[arjuntank]

we do not want vulture capitalism in India


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW-RtTRm8w

 

[crazywithmath]

You sound like Whiteman ideology liberalism chaatukaar. Am I correct or is this a mistake??

Man, I am fed up, honestly. Guy is obsessed with me, for some reason. Constantly boasting over having a 'real job' (whatever the heck that might be) and yet, coming back to type long ass essays that do not even make any sense.

 

[johny_baba]

Member - People who are not part of IT Cell.
Full Member - People who are part of IT Cell. On direct payroll from Amit Shah.

*meanwhile rest of the members still defending the government and the party and the leader ji be like*

 

[GaudaNaresh]

How did you derive this, is this coming from your typical better than others bengali intellectualism in every thread that you dole out....man of many things? I am 10^n as n--> infinity% desi bred sanatani to every subatomic particle...I simply don't like useless whining that is not related to us, bitch any and all about modi or babu or this or that but this dude is consumed with his hate and doesn't miss a chance to indicate it when ever he gets a chance.....he can do that. This isn't my private fief but I like having fun once in a while with dudes like you and him.

Those who are anti Trump and anti Elon at same time tend to be 80% of the time libbus.

Its not a deduction, it's an odds on guess. Hence I asked. If it was deduction I would've made a statement.

You dodged my question. So I ask again. Are you libbu or are you hinduvta ??

 

[GaudaNaresh]

Snowflakes he says ... after his impassioned defence of a foreign leader.
We have right wing coolies before GTA6 AMCA .

What is the dollar amount price to net a terrorist coordinator who is also an enemy military officer ??
I am going to praise the first potus ever to extradite a Paki military terrorist to India.

Because that means Trump was done more for india than any Indian politician outside of bjp in last 10 years.
Those who are patriots do not care if the one helping his country is a foreigner or a native.

 

[karn]

Did I when and where?

You are literally having a multipage heated argument with him over this .. seems pretty impassioned to me.

Read through his posts, how much he is obsessed with his dislike of foreign leader like a paki about anything to do with India.....

And what's it to you ? We call Modi 10 different disparaging terms everyday here.. Whos trump ?
And what's your obsession with defending trump?

yes, let people go at each other before you police like nanny

It clutters a non meme thread at a time when its relevant and important . Take it to DMs or chit chat.

 

[karn]

What is the dollar amount price to net a terrorist coordinator who is also an enemy military officer ??
I am going to praise the first potus ever to extradite a Paki military terrorist to India.

Honestly not much, his worth has gone down with jhaantistans .
And no one has a problem with you praising trump . If somene went after you page after page on a serious thread for praising trump I would be equally annoyed.

Because that means Trump was done more for india than any Indian politician outside of bjp in last 10 years.
Those who are patriots do not care if the one helping his country is a foreigner or a native.

Oh this very much remains to seen. We are just at the starting 5% of his term.

 

[Kedar]

If we get a significantly higher rate than vietnam or other ASEAN countries we will be holding the biggest L in our recent history.
If the reverse happens

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It is not a bad thing to reorient ourselves, a clever invester has strategies in bull and bear market. We are not Vietnam and an original civilization of sorts (hard to call that anymore in last 1300 years) and 1 billion plus sanatanis and more if you include converts of various cucked segments, what he does is what he does and we can't control....you negotiate and make decisions based on that to do what is required, we need to have our own means and plans. US will not give us any technology and looks at us as a sweatshop and nothign more....there are enough expats to lure and build on core technologies but requires self-confidence and a strong system and leadership. Begging and hoping is pathetic....

Same goes with a job as an individual, you can do your job the best way but there are still variables taht you can't control and begging and hoping isn't the right strategy and worse would be to hope for some better manager to fix your career