Step into the shadows of a world where defense equipment production crawls slower than a snail on vacation, bureaucracy tangles us in its endless red tape, and foreign hands lurk in the dark, gleefully sabotaging our homegrown brilliance. Together, we’ll peel back the layers of this murky abyss to uncover truths so twisted they’re practically doing yoga. Of course, it’s all in good fun—because what’s a conspiracy without a little mischief and mayhem? 
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