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[RocketMan]

Chinese people having fun on their forum.

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How come all 5th gen + fighters are looking like frog from front? What is the reason?

 

[liberalredditor]

leaked podcasts

 

[liberalredditor]

 

[haldilal]

 

[Bhartiya Sainik]

We use machhardaani (mosquito net), they use dronedaani (drone net)
It also serves as slat armor.

 

[randombully]

We use machhardaani (mosquito net), they use dronedaani (drone net)
It also serves as slat armor.

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Though what do you think, after seeing thrust fo weight ratio of b2 and b21, I think we can increase it's mtow to 30 tons.

Post in thread 'Ghatak UAV/UCAV' https://defenceforumbharat.com/threads/ghatak-uav-ucav.246/post-159430

 

[Bhartiya Sainik]

Though what do you think, after seeing thrust fo weight ratio of b2 and b21, I think we can increase it's mtow to 30 tons.

Post in thread 'Ghatak UAV/UCAV' https://defenceforumbharat.com/threads/ghatak-uav-ucav.246/post-159430

You could have tagged me there? Why asking serious question in jokes thread?

 

[randombully]

You could have tagged me there? Why asking serious question in jokes thread?

Just remembered it.
But I think it's a serious force multiplyer and a project we should not miss.
Even if bomber varient is not made.
Istar, maritime surveillance, signit comjam are the force multiplyers that we are getting now but on a "non stealth" large platforms.
Moving these to a stealthy large 30 ton flying wing platform will future proof these "important force multiplyers".

 

[Bhartiya Sainik]

Just remembered it.
But I think it's a serious force multiplyer and a project we should not miss.
Even if bomber varient is not made.
Istar, maritime surveillance, signit comjam are the force multiplyers that we are getting now but on a "non stealth" large platforms.
Moving these to a stealthy large 30 ton flying wing platform will future proof these "important force multiplyers".

Tag & ask me in appropriate thread. I'll respond there.

 

[The Juggernaut]

 

[Tsunami]

View: https://x.com/BjpSpokeperson_/status/1932495942105915675

 

[haldilal]

View: https://x.com/i/status/1932802103971622938

 

[haldilal]

View: https://x.com/i/status/1932564935030284738

 

[A Chauhan]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/sFHrprFaE2o?si=UiEYQruOnHoCpvkI

 

[The Juggernaut]

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The true reason Pakistan doesn't fall like Sri Lanka and Bangladesh because Pakistan is non-state colony of America. It's sustained by America in the same way 50 states are funded by use printed fiat dollars.
Global Terrorism is an vital pillar of American foreign polity, Pakistan is crucial strategic partner who exports Global Terrorists whose importance is unnegotiable. There aren't any 'characterless whore like begairati' country who prostitute local population for dirty-benefit.

As a self-respecting country like India is only a trade partner. We can only business partner, because we not trying to weaken their enemies nor we are selling our people's interest.

We have like given them ten FU already, Like abstaining during voting against Russia attack on Ukraine conflict in UN and Ughair state of china, buying russian oil. Their defeat of every regime change operations are also like another FU for them. We are like the thorn that doesn't go away. We don't buy their weapon like they want. We are also not giving access to local food markets, dairy and pharmacy.


India is trading partner only...