Jokes Thread

[haldilal]

View: https://x.com/Khanstitution1/status/1867208795128054187

 

[The Juggernaut]

Join the resistance

 

[Bhartiya Sainik]

SPOILER/SARCASM:
AMCA pilot used 4 SAAW bombs & 2 Astr-2 AAMs against the aggressors in stealth mode. Now empty he calls Ghatak & FUFA with AI pilots.
"hey guys Ghatak-2 & FUFA-3, listen, i used my SAAW bombs, 1 of my AAMs hit an enemy fighter & other one missed the target, now i'm empty & this enemy jet is chasing me. Come at once & protect me. Don't make me look bad using so less weapons, ok?
Ghtak-2 AI: AMCA-1, same lame excuse every time. Does a soldier platoon leader talk like this? I'm boomerang shaped, i can't dash or dogfight like you.
FUFA-3 AI: Listen AMCA-1, If your engineers don't upgrade you like F-35 & J-35 then next time i'll go & bomb them, understood?

 

[haldilal]

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[haldilal]

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[haldilal]

 

[haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars Owl are Cat Software running on bird hardware.


View: https://x.com/i/status/1867558070303568103

 

[Hydra7.62]

 

[Nutcracker]

Black to white money scheme.

 

[Yuyutsu]

why is food in india so expensive comparing per capita income ??? even corporate subsidized food is expensive here as compared to US.
their average corporate food lunch is about 15$ whereas in india it would be around 4-5$ for a day. which comes about 3:1.
whereas there is huge gap in terms of salary in india and US , almost in ratio of 10:1.

 

[GaudaNaresh]

Ya'll Nibbiars Owl are Cat Software running on bird hardware.


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Sorry billa, birds came first. So cats are actually owl software in mammal hardware.

PS: owls make great pets but are much more risky to have as pets as they need to be let out periodically and they may never come back one day. just like cats ( but unlike cats they need to fly else their muscles atrophy). What is hillarious though,is if you have an owl for a pet and you get an idiot roommate (mostly yt people) who have rodents as pets. Saw this in uni - guy in dorm had an owl and 2 guys in the whole building had rodent as pet. Both rodents gone in like first 2 weeks of mr owl arriving. The guy who has 1 floor below owl guy got another rat as a pet. it also disappeared in next 2 weeks.

 

[Blademaster]

Sorry billa, birds came first. So cats are actually owl software in mammal hardware.

PS: owls make great pets but are much more risky to have as pets as they need to be let out periodically and they may never come back one day. just like cats ( but unlike cats they need to fly else their muscles atrophy). What is hillarious though,is if you have an owl for a pet and you get an idiot roommate (mostly yt people) who have rodents as pets. Saw this in uni - guy in dorm had an owl and 2 guys in the whole building had rodent as pet. Both rodents gone in like first 2 weeks of mr owl arriving. The guy who has 1 floor below owl guy got another rat as a pet. it also disappeared in next 2 weeks.

Good. Because I detest and loathe rats and mice.

 

[Hydra7.62]

 

[narasimh]

Ya'll Nibbiars Owl are Cat Software running on bird hardware.


View: https://x.com/i/status/1867558070303568103

It's AI generated if anyone could not figure it out yet

 

[Blademaster]

It's AI generated if anyone could not figure it out yet

I couldn’t even tell the difference!!! Hot damn!!! We re fucked.

 

[Vinash]

I couldn’t even tell the difference!!! Hot damn!!! We re fucked.

Same lol

I didn't realise it was AI either.

 

[haldilal]

Sorry billa, birds came first. So cats are actually owl software in mammal hardware.

PS: owls make great pets but are much more risky to have as pets as they need to be let out periodically and they may never come back one day. just like cats ( but unlike cats they need to fly else their muscles atrophy). What is hillarious though,is if you have an owl for a pet and you get an idiot roommate (mostly yt people) who have rodents as pets. Saw this in uni - guy in dorm had an owl and 2 guys in the whole building had rodent as pet. Both rodents gone in like first 2 weeks of mr owl arriving. The guy who has 1 floor below owl guy got another rat as a pet. it also disappeared in next 2 weeks.

The Owls are among the species protected under wildlife laws in India.