Jokes Thread

[Desi Doomer Reborn]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/x03B4ItOvj8?si=1o8TFatfcZbuI9MS

 

[The Juggernaut]

 

[vin pahadi (kumauni)]

in real competition, out of 216 countries. india came 6th.

View: https://youtu.be/wvliOvMaiIU?si=v2juFA0yG8SbI1d4

 

[haldilal]

 

[SKC]

View: https://x.com/rose_k01/status/1885581871620190464

 

[SKC]

View: https://x.com/Politicx2029/status/1885586849063751791

 

[SKC]

View: https://x.com/Oye_Jahazi/status/1885581179421941795

 

[haldilal]

 

[Yuyutsu]

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airports and metros are jumlas for bihar election. bihar just needs better policing and "tel wala danda".

 

[Yuyutsu]

View: https://x.com/Politicx2029/status/1885586849063751791

raghav chadha will say modi listened to him , that's why income tax was exempted till 12LPA.

Power of 3 seats .

https://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/bollywood/parineeti-chopra-lauds-raghav-chadha-for-fixing-real-problem-overpriced-airport-food-101738116241879.html

 

[SKC]

View: https://x.com/GaurangBhardwa1/status/1885580253604831279

 

[Anonymous Bharata]

View: https://x.com/goodbroto/status/1885599582601564191

 

[SKC]

View: https://x.com/goodbroto/status/1885599582601564191

View: https://x.com/entropied2223/status/1885539821239865532

 

[SKC]

View: https://x.com/mememandir/status/1885593811893493806

 

[Bhartiya Sainik]

From another forum:
J-20 = J-10 + J-10
J-35 = J-20 + J-15
J-36 = J-20 + J-16
J-50 =J-35 + J-15

 

[haldilal]

View: https://x.com/xavierunclelite/status/1885588174921228598

 

[haldilal]

View: https://x.com/i/status/1885510093820555769

 

[GaudaNaresh]

View: https://x.com/i/status/1885510093820555769

Lynxes are not that big- they are basically the size of a regular street dog in India with a big more coat on.
This lynx shat its pants the same way a dog would shit its pants coming within 15 feet of a tiger. especially surprised by one.

For eg, Lynxes rarely attack humans and do it mostly when your back is turned to them in wilderness for extended periods ( which is why if you go camping in Canada/Northern US, always do full sweeps of your back every few minutes if u r making/building something or sit in groups and then you are totally safe from lynxes and cougars) and will very rarely confront a human that is acting highly defensive and aware to its presence ( it will act like a pissed off cat not giving ground and trying to intimidate you, but it wont act like a tiger/lion/panther and try to kill u straight up coz u r in its way and doing threat posturing yourself to it).

I feel bad for this lynx lol. Poor kitty

 

[ezsasa]

View: https://x.com/entropied2223/status/1885539821239865532

Patel on Kash Patel | Nimesh Patel​

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJGmZkqgYNU

 

[darkflame]

airports and metros are jumlas for bihar election. bihar just needs better policing and "tel wala danda".

Airport is no jumla for Bihar, patna airport looks like an railway station despite being 14th busiest in the country and also the runway is too small for wide body aircrafts so a new airport is very surely needed.