Hondus- learn this. This will not only save your lives one day, it will also let you seamlessly infilitrate some islamic events if you have a bit of guts.
I learrnt the azan by heart as a kid in the middle east- just from being on schoolbuses and having them blare at least once a day everyday either on way in to school or way back from school. And arabs have good loud speakers.
This is the azan ( i may be incorrect in sequence here and there, its been decades since i actually heard it fully) if memory serves me right:
Au du billah-he minash-shaitaan e rajeem,
Bismillah e rahman -er raheem
maaliki ou-mid-deen,
yea kanabudu wa yea kanasthayeen
Ahdinas sirat-al-mustaqeem
Sirat-al-din al-amta alayaa him
Gyaareel makhdoobee alaay him
Walaadaa Leeen
Ameen
Also the kalima: La ila hi ill-allah, mohammad w'la rasool allah ( There is no god but God and mohammed is his prophet)
And if you want to leave a real FUCK YOU to the moozies, this is the alteration you say of the kalima:
La ila hi ill-allayee, mohammd w'la rasool shaitaan : There is no god but the gods and mohammed is the prophet of satan.
PS: If you want to fit in and pretend to be muslim on basis of azaan alone- you can. All you got to do, is tell the guy asking you to recite azaan, in a snooty voice: "What is Azaan ? You mean Sirat al mustakeem ?(the actual name of the prayer call verse- aka azan, as stated above, in the koran)" Sirat al mustaqeem means 'on the straight path' literally, but in referentially, it means 'on the path to god' -aka prayer call, aka azaan.
This knowledge will quickly get you 'in' for most moozies where there isnt much heat going around.