

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEStatement by Donald J. Trump, 47th and Greatest President Ever,
Tremendous"Folks, something really fantastic happened last night. Really tremendous. I bombed Iran’s nuclear facility I mean, totally bombed it.
Believe me, nobody knows bombs better than me, except maybe Kim Jong-Un. Good guy, weird haircut.
Iran thought they had a secret nuclear facility. Very sneaky people. They thought it was hidden almost as hidden as Hillary’s emails. Wrong! It was easier to find than Hunter’s laptop, folks.
Everybody knew it was there, just like everybody knows my inauguration crowd was HUGE.
It was the most beautiful bombing-big, powerful explosions, bright orange flames. Orange-best color, by the way, matches my skin perfectly. Very Presidential.
To Iran, I say this: stick to carpets and pistachios. Nukes? Not your thing, believe me. You’re fired.
America: Winning again, big league. And yes, the Democrats are very upset-I hear Kamala's crying again. Sad!
You're welcome."–Donald J. Trump
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