Have you considered stand-up comedy? You're a natural
1. "More visa/work permit" ah so this is the new indentured servitude. BTW, I immigrated to the West also. However I assimilated thankfully. "Civil and law-abiding" is very different and again, literally unrelated, to anything I brought up. Do you know how to patiently wait in a line (queue)? I will guarantee you if you see something you have to wait for, like an ant, you will crowd around the counter pushing-and-shoving trying to cut in front of everybody else.
2. Unrelated and also ironic. I know you won't understand this point though
3. Lol. The West isn't perfect. I am opposed to the CIA. Also, guess what? Unrelated
4. I don't even know what "BHK" stands for. This entire point is just lol. I'm serious dude, consider stand-up.
5. I don't drink liquor. In fact if you know anything, you'd know how evil this drug is.
6. I'm self-obsessed but, lol. The girls I get would make you jealous. I know this for a fact. In India, the Russians I befriended had every single Indian guy asking me (in Hindi) how I knew them and why they were talking to me. Lol! Also guess what, stand-up comedy