Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[fire starter]

No pilot will ejaculate and internal fertilization will happen

Internal fertilization inside goat.

 

[fire starter]

Now porkis are claiming harappan ancestry lol.

 

[Bharat]

Pakistani cricketers continue to fall to new lows.

Who even practices diving with mattresses on the ground?

 

[Nutcracker]

Poor porkis

View attachment 962

Porky beggars getting raided by fellow Mulla Biradars in Malaysia..
.

.
Imrandu Thinks that all of this is the outcome of just last one year.

 

[sameer]

Porky beggars getting raided by fellow Mulla Biradars in Malaysia..
.

I've seen it many times on social media, Porkies call Malays as their second Iron Brother(after Xina). But in real life this is the situation.
Looks like Nobody wants to be the brother of porkies.

 

[ArjunMK1A]

Pakistani cricketers are part-time cricketers and full-time maulanas.

Post retirement plan of Pakistani cricketers were either Maulana or terrorists sympathisers.

 

[Numero]

 

[Bigshot]

Inshallah

 

[FalconSlayers]

 

[125mm_Smoothbore]

Post retirement plan of Pakistani cricketers were either Maulana or terrorists sympathisers.

Earlier politics was an option too but i guess ik blown up that choice for at least 10-15 years

 

[crazywithmath]

View attachment 1404View attachment 1403View attachment 1405

These <pakis better than India till the '80s> bit is a massive cope - aid money from Uncle Sam kept that nation afloat; they did not have the industrial capacity to emulate the erstwhile Asian tigers and faded into oblivion once the aid money dried up.

Also, a paki consuming IT celliya propaganda on YouTube..... color me surprised!

 

[Anantanaga]

Now porkis are claiming harappan ancestry lol.

View attachment 1237

Punjab, PoK and Sindh are parts of India. They are simply under the illegal occupation of the illegitimate state of Napakistan. One day, we'll exterminate most of these subhumans, especially the Pakjabis and sell the rest in the markets of Kabul and Kandahar as slaves. That will be the end of their kanging.

 

[DingDong]

Pakistani cricketers continue to fall to new lows.

Who even practices diving with mattresses on the ground?

The Indian Cricket Team wasn't considered a good fielding side till the 2000s. A major reason behind it was the poorly maintained outfields here in India that deterred the players from diving or showing athleticism (high probability of physical injury).

Scarcity of funds has certainly damaged the Pakistani Cricket.

 

[FalconSlayers]

Now porkis are claiming harappan ancestry lol.

View attachment 1237

 

[Anantanaga]

It simply what happens when you worship Mohammad the bastard, the illegitimate child of Amina.

TWO WEDDINGS

Muhammad’s grandfather, Abd al-Mutallib and his father Abdallah got married the same day.

In his biography of Muhammad, Ibn Hisham says that the father of Muhammad, Abdallah, had sexual intercourse with his wife Aminah bint Wahb in her father’s house immediately after the marriage. Aminah became pregnant with Muhammad (It is undisputed fact that Amina became pregnant with Muhammad just after becoming married. And multiple sources confirm this).

Muhammad’s grandfather Abd al-Mutallib and his new wife Hala also had a son Hamza, who was Muhammad’s uncle, Hamza.

WHY IS HAMZA OLDER?

“The Book of the Major Classes” by historian Ibn Saad says that Abdallah died a few months after his marriage at the age of 25, when his wife Amina was pregnant with Muhammad.

We don’t know when Hamza was conceived, but the earliest Hamza could have been conceived was right after the wedding, just like Muhammad.

The problem now is that Muhammad and Hamza should be about the same age. If Hala and Amina both became pregnant soon after their marriage, Muhammad and Hamza would be the same age.

If Hala became pregnant a few years later, Hamza would be younger than Muhammad. But Islamic history informs us that Hamza was older than Muhammad.

In his book “Finding the Truth in Judging the Companions”, Ibn Hajar al-Asqalani writes that Hamza was born two to four years before Muhammad. Ibn Saad says in “The Book of the Major Classes” that Hamza was killed at the Battle of Uhud when he was 59 years old. Ibn Saad adds that Hamza was four years older than Muhammad.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

There is just one logical explanation here: Muhammad was conceived 2–4 years later than Hamza. But the problem is that Muhammad’s assumed father, Abdallah died 2 months after the wedding!

So what happened?

Again, the logical conclusion would be that Abdallah was not Muhammad’s biological father, and that Muhammad was not of the influential tribe of Quraysh!

Or could it be… a miracle?

A 7th CENTURY ARAB “MIRACLE”

So, instead of admitting the possibility of Muhammad being not fathered by Abdallah, some Muslim scholars go on tangents to declare that fetuses can stay in the womb up to 4 years!

After all, it happened to Muhammad, so it’s a biological fact!

 

[Satish Sharma Ji]

It simply what happens when you worship Mohammad the bastard, the illegitimate child of Amina.

TWO WEDDINGS

Muhammad’s grandfather, Abd al-Mutallib and his father Abdallah got married the same day.

In his biography of Muhammad, Ibn Hisham says that the father of Muhammad, Abdallah, had sexual intercourse with his wife Aminah bint Wahb in her father’s house immediately after the marriage. Aminah became pregnant with Muhammad (It is undisputed fact that Amina became pregnant with Muhammad just after becoming married. And multiple sources confirm this).

Muhammad’s grandfather Abd al-Mutallib and his new wife Hala also had a son Hamza, who was Muhammad’s uncle, Hamza.

WHY IS HAMZA OLDER?

“The Book of the Major Classes” by historian Ibn Saad says that Abdallah died a few months after his marriage at the age of 25, when his wife Amina was pregnant with Muhammad.

We don’t know when Hamza was conceived, but the earliest Hamza could have been conceived was right after the wedding, just like Muhammad.

The problem now is that Muhammad and Hamza should be about the same age. If Hala and Amina both became pregnant soon after their marriage, Muhammad and Hamza would be the same age.

If Hala became pregnant a few years later, Hamza would be younger than Muhammad. But Islamic history informs us that Hamza was older than Muhammad.

In his book “Finding the Truth in Judging the Companions”, Ibn Hajar al-Asqalani writes that Hamza was born two to four years before Muhammad. Ibn Saad says in “The Book of the Major Classes” that Hamza was killed at the Battle of Uhud when he was 59 years old. Ibn Saad adds that Hamza was four years older than Muhammad.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

There is just one logical explanation here: Muhammad was conceived 2–4 years later than Hamza. But the problem is that Muhammad’s assumed father, Abdallah died 2 months after the wedding!

So what happened?

Again, the logical conclusion would be that Abdallah was not Muhammad’s biological father, and that Muhammad was not of the influential tribe of Quraysh!

Or could it be… a miracle?

A 7th CENTURY ARAB “MIRACLE”

So, instead of admitting the possibility of Muhammad being not fathered by Abdallah, some Muslim scholars go on tangents to declare that fetuses can stay in the womb up to 4 years!

After all, it happened to Muhammad, so it’s a biological fact!

We always needed a koran expert. Looks like we got one.
R u ExM ???

 

[Satish Sharma Ji]

Internal fertilization inside goat. View attachment 1201

Guys I'm going to Village.
there will be alot of goats I will make alot of memes Especially like this image u posted.

 

[Anantanaga]

We always needed a koran expert. Looks like we got one.
R u ExM ???

Nah, just read a lot of these stories from the Hadiths and Sirah.

 

[sameer]

Most intelligent economist in Pakistan.

 

[sameer]

Based Thais