pisslamists and liberandus - some personal anecdotes
> remember i talked about a "hafeez" fren ? he was a big cricket fan, so much that he even claimed to be related to azharuddin (like some duur ka chacha lagta hai fame

), yeh hamko aisa dikhata thaa ki dhoni uska favourite cricketer hai, par mene khud uske smartphone me kisi hidden folder me Shahid Afridi ka pics aur videos bhara pada dekha thaa

- fir aise randomly mene puchhna chalu kiya ek din ki yeh cricketer ke baare me kya raay hai starting with Matthew Hayden toh response "australia ka rahul dravid" , sehwag toh "fatkebaaz", dhoni toh "best wicket keeper ever" , jonty rhodes toh "best fielder ever" etc...jab afridi ka puchchha toh woh ek do second ke liye atak gya, thoda aankhe bhi ghumayi aur bola "thikthaak hai, par dhoni us se badhiya all rounder hai, yeh spinner achcha hai" in rather monotone and eyes looking away
i didn't push the matter further but it was confirmation enough about his projected loyalties vs actual ones
> muh liberandu bokachodas...

is jamaat ka toh itna anecdotes hai college era se...
sabse gandu liberandu bokachoda jo mene dekhe they do log, ek mera hi classmate-hostel mate aur mera hi caste wala tha jiski bakchodiya yeh soch kar me seh leta thaa ki ant me toh hai apne wala hi...yeh gandu giga level ka marvel faggot bhi thaa
so, 2017 amarnath terror attack happened jisme shravan me yeh pisslamic terrorshits ne goliya chalayi aur hinduo ko mara, mostly mere gujarat ke hi they
yeh baat chali ham hostellers ke beech me, mene jihad ka point uthaya toh yeh gandu lamba sa "YAAAAAARR" karta hai aankhe upar karta hai in annoyance aur baat ko khi ghuma deta hai, next day jab me uske room par gya to muje bula kar "nana patekar explaining true jihad" woh 26 11 movie ka scene dikhane jata hai apne smartphone par, ki aise "own" kar lega muje argument kare bina hi, me screen dekh kar hi uth gya aur bola "muje filmi dialogue chep ne ki jagah mere se unki paak kitab ka pdf le le, aur randomly koi bhi page palat de, usme agar tumko at least ek baar kaafiro ka padhne na mile page par, toh mera naam badal dena, ok?" then i left
and he never tried to show me 'neecha' with some dhimmi bakchodi again
dusra same quality ka liberandu mera junior thaa, ab yeh special case thaa ki usko acting ka mimicry ka bada keedaa thaa, aur yeh gandu ne apna pehla acting hamko kis par dikhaya ? HAIDER MOVIE ME WOH SHAHID KAPOOR KA JO CHUTZPAH = AFSPA SCENE HAI WOH

- now he did get a good praise for his acting and mimicry from everyone but me, because that moment was enough for me to get his...loyalties...but then again he was a north indian hindi bhashi so as a gujju i couldn't care less, jabki upar bataya liberandu mera apne wala thaa
now during this amarnath yatra attack some...word of mouth spread ki "johny toh bahut bolta hai aur muslimo ke muddo par khaal nikal deta hai arguments ki"

pata nahi yeh gandu ko kaunsi chul hui toh ek din muje apne juniors ke group ke saath kahi dekha toh "johny bhai come here" kar ke bulaya aur seedha yeh puchh pada ki "BHAI MENE SUNA HAI KI AAP SECULAR NAHI HO?"


- mene response diya ki "Haa bilkul, koi problem hai?" he "Par usme burai kya hai?" me "Aise muddo par publically me kuchh nhi bolunga baki tumhara toh nhi pata pat me jarur jail jaunga" bol kr me nikal liya - and he never tried to be a pushover again