Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

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prompt : if pakistan and India were a individual persons , what would their personalities be described as?
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Imagining India and Pakistan as individual persons based on their economic trajectories since 1947 offers a creative way to distill their complex histories into relatable personalities. These characterizations draw from the decade-by-decade economic comparison—GDP, foreign aid, growth, and industrial capacity—while weaving in broader historical and cultural vibes. Here’s how they might be described:

India: The Ambitious, Late-Blooming Visionary
  • Personality Traits: Resilient, introspective, methodical, and increasingly confident. India starts as a cautious, self-reliant dreamer who takes time to find their footing but eventually blossoms into a dynamic, forward-thinking powerhouse.
  • Early Years (1947–1970s): India is the introspective type—burdened by a big family (huge population) and scarred by partition. They’re a bit of a worrier, hoarding resources and leaning on a socialist “safety first” mindset. They take pride in their inherited skills (industrial base) but struggle with self-doubt, moving slowly due to wars, droughts, and bureaucratic baggage. They’re the friend who insists on doing things their own way, even if it’s inefficient, valuing independence over handouts.
  • Middle Years (1980s–1990s): India hits a turning point in 1991—like a midlife epiphany. They shed their shy shell, embracing the world with bold reforms. Think of them as someone who discovers they’re good at networking (FDI, IT boom) after years of keeping to themselves. They’re still a bit messy—public sector inefficiencies linger—but their ambition shines through.
  • Later Years (2000s–2025): By now, India’s the charismatic go-getter who’s always juggling multiple projects (IT, manufacturing, services). They’re proud of their self-made success, no longer begging for aid but giving it instead. They’ve got a swagger—think $3.39 trillion GDP by 2023—and a knack for adapting (7% growth projections). Still, they’re grounded, aware of their flaws (inequality, infrastructure gaps), but optimistic about the future.
Catchphrase: “I’ll figure it out my way—and then I’ll soar.”

Pakistan: The Charismatic, Aid-Reliant Struggler
  • Personality Traits: Charming, resourceful, scrappy, but prone to instability and over-reliance on others. Pakistan’s the flashy friend who starts strong, leans hard on connections, but stumbles when the support dries up or chaos hits.
  • Early Years (1947–1970s): Pakistan bursts onto the scene with swagger—higher per capita GDP than India by the 1950s, thanks to agricultural hustle (East Pakistan) and a knack for winning friends (U.S. aid). They’re the cool kid who peaks early, rocking 6–10% growth in the 1960s under Ayub Khan. But then 1971 hits like a breakup—they lose half their identity (East Pakistan), and Bhutto’s nationalization phase is a moody slump, slowing them down.
  • Middle Years (1980s–1990s): Pakistan bounces back with charm, cashing in on Cold War alliances (Afghan War aid, $3–4 billion annually). They’re the friend who always knows someone to bail them out—U.S., China, IMF. But beneath the surface, they’re restless—political coups and sanctions (post-1998 nuclear tests) keep them unsteady. They stick to old tricks (textiles) while India starts outshining them.
  • Later Years (2000s–2025): By now, Pakistan’s the scrappy survivor—still likable but fraying at the edges. They’re stuck in a cycle of borrowing (IMF bailouts, $6 billion in 2023) and battling energy woes, with growth lagging at 2–3%. They’ve got potential—textile exports, grit—but can’t shake the chaos (debt, instability). They watch India pull ahead and feel the sting, yet cling to pride in their resilience.
Catchphrase: “I’ve got friends in high places—just need one more favor.”

Side-by-Side Snapshot
  • Social Vibe: India’s the introvert-turned-extrovert who hosts the big party by 2025, while Pakistan’s the life of the party who keeps crashing on your couch.
  • Work Style: India builds a sprawling, messy empire through persistence; Pakistan charms their way into opportunities but struggles to sustain them.
  • Life Goals: India dreams of global stardom (think G20 clout); Pakistan wants stability but keeps tripping over their own feet.

Why They’re Like This
India’s personality reflects a slow burn to success—self-reliance morphing into ambition, fueled by 1991 reforms and a diverse economy. Pakistan’s mirrors a rollercoaster—early highs from aid and exports, but weighed down by political turmoil and a narrower industrial focus. If they were at a metaphorical dinner table, India would be pitching grand plans, while Pakistan reminisces about the good old days, asking for a loan to cover the bill.
 
Both kolkata abd karachi have a funny connection, both used to trading nodes of British india, they got insanely rich cause of colonial policies. Both get destroyed post british rule for different reasons, one by comrades, others by Quamrades

Both lost their sheen to Mumbai and now are delpitated and ruled by tyrants, ppp in sindh, momota begum in Bengal.
 
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My standard response to such copes remain, "The right one is an inbred mongrel, the left one is not".
She looks like Kalash people who are not Muslims and are from Kyber Pakhtunkhwa. These people have a weird obsession with Whiteness. Not that India is behind in that obsession, but Pak feels to me in another league.
 
She looks like Kalash people who are not Muslims and are from Kyber Pakhtunkhwa. These people have a weird obsession with Whiteness. Not that India is behind in that obsession, but Pak feels to me in another league.
Indians would just want a few shades lighter skin tone if at all they feel inferior due to it. Only pakis have this fetish of being wannabe europeans. An Indian would rather want to look like Hritik Roshan if he could than some nordic albino which a paki does. At least my observation.
 
Indians would just want a few shades lighter skin tone if at all they feel inferior due to it. Only pakis have this fetish of being wannabe europeans. An Indian would rather want to look like Hritik Roshan if he could than some nordic albino which a paki does. At least my observation.
I would say there is a growing acceptance of even dark skin and now most young people in my view want better skin rather than a bleached one. A better bone structure than just light skin is now a beauty standard nowadays, a concept which was foreign to us, we were mostly into light skin!
 
Indians would just want a few shades lighter skin tone if at all they feel inferior due to it. Only pakis have this fetish of being wannabe europeans. An Indian would rather want to look like Hritik Roshan if he could than some nordic albino which a paki does. At least my observation.
Light skin is no longer a standard of beauty in India. It's physique and facial features now.
 
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