Well Well Well.
If we are going to acquire F-35. This new kid should learn some manners.
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Then new kid should meet his family.
Meet the family Patriarch, grumpy old man MIG-21. 70 years old but still sprint like Usain bolt.
Meet the second oldest grandpa. Jaguar, can pound the ground. Unfortunately, suffering an heart problem which is not pumping at full capacity. Heart Transplant was planned but the donor Honeywell is not doing the operation.
Meet Uncle Dmitri. He release black smoke to confuse enemies. Carries an Hump to store extra Russian Vodka.
This is Uncle Louise, Born in France. He is an Expert Nuclear Weapons Dealer.
Meet Uncle Sergei. Gym Body and bulkiest of all. Uncle can handle dishes made in France, Israel and Indian. Currently training with new toys.
This is uncle Macron. Relative to Uncle Louise. He is the most tech focused Uncle we ever seen. Have variety of gadgets.
Finally, meet the youngest son. We don't have great opinion of him. Least favorite for his parent. Trying to impress with some shady stunts.
He is your cousin Tejas, we call him Samosa. Not the brightest lot. Took 25 years to learn new things. We don't like him since he is not getting more marks than opposite house Sharma sir ka beta.
We are welcoming you wholeheartedly to this family.
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